my moms so stereotypically black (proof that for some reason the bad black stereotypes wipe off on white people while they STILL cant talk like us) that she didnt (AND I SAY "DIDNT" INSTEAD OF "FORGOT TO" cause I KNOW the bitch remembered) pay the bill for my last semester at st. pats and because they're so fucking evil (i meant racist) that they withheld my credits from LP forcing LP to (ROYALLY) fuck my year up if my mom doesnt stop being so FUCKING HOOD!! (minus the forty ounce) and if my last school would stop being SO FUCKING EVIL (refferred to me as "blackie" and "that black kid that talks like i do but even though his tone makes me feel comfortable i still want to hang him from the nearest tree").
yay school.
OH and LP is fucking mental (oh and by mental i meant retarded. . . very, very, retarded. . . like dee de dee with a megaphone a microphone and three amplifiers set to "bleeding eardrum" retarded.)
thats how school fucked me over.
oh and i didnt come to school naked cause i figured it was gonna get cold out and. . . well lets just say it'd be hard to find a girlfriend after that. lol
OK before you think its child porn its not and if thats what you read this for then im sorry stop reading BUT if you want to be in a VERY controvercial up and coming movie AND get PAID then you might want to get back at me.
heres the info:
What? >A nonfiction film about Bernie Baran, who was a gay teen framed for child >molestation in 1984. His conviction was recently overturned after a 7 year >legal battle. We are looking for young actors to read and perform segments >of the public records from the case. > >When? >Saturday, September 9th. [Perhaps the 10th as well in a location TBD.] Time >TBA, but think 8am to 4pm > >Where? >The Lake Shore Theater, Broadway and Belmont in Chicago > >Who? >Young GLBTQ actors, or as they say -- young GLBTQ-friendly actors. Bernie >Baran was targeted because he was openly gay, so we would like to use young >GLBTQ performers to pay tribute to him. > >Money? >Actors will receive one-half the day rate of the SAG low budget contract, or >about $135 on a "wavier contract." This translates to: payment comes when we >(the producers) sell the film to a distributor. Just FYI -- no one has been >paid on this project yet, so we aren't slighting actors. There is an element >of "labor of love" and "activism" to us telling Bernie Baran's story. All of >our production budget has gone to shooting the movie in HD so it is >competitive in the broadcast, film, and home video markets. > >For details on how the SAG waiver contracts work, go to the SAG site and >search for "low budget contract." We are assuming all the actors who respond >will not be SAG, but we are open to SAG performers as well. > >How? >Send a resume, or in lieu of a resume an informative email and a headshot or >photo to me by email. choirboy.regime@gmail.com Please use "Casting" as the >subject of the email, and be sure to mention About Face. > >Any interested actors under 18 should designate this in their email. We will >just need a permission form signed by a parent or guardian for anyone under >18. If interested but unavailable that weekend, please feel free to contact >me anyway. We may be filming more later in the fall. > >For information on Bernie Baran and his case, see the website for his >defense fund www.freebaran.org. Many of the documents that we will be >filming are at that site, found in links under "The Story." We will provide >text for performers before the shoot date.
"im gonna kill him gonna rape him gonna eat his fucking costume..."
~the juggernaut
and now...
the juggernaut 2... juggment day:
oh yes...
much better.. things are much better
ok whoever made this fucking bulletin the first time needs to return his testicles to his father and apologize thouroughly to the rest of the male world for generalizing half of the worlds population. fucking dumb ass.
and if you know who first posted this... send him this... and tell him i say GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
1. Guys hate sluts. ~not true... every person has their purpose. most men do hate bitches though.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. ~or they wanna know if you are busy and want to do something.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. ~hahahaha not true. last thoughts of the day range from pamela anderson to ther math teachers in gradeschool depending on whats running through their mind.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. ~ or sometimes they just call and talk to you and try to make good conversation.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. ~yep... along with any other thing their sexual preference might do that turns them on.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. ~ just like children... and women... and old people... and desperate people... and basically about everyone else on the planet ya dumb fuck.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. ~ not true. sometimes guys like to hear what not to do and what you like from your bad boyfriend experiences (ps not every guy is into girls)
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. ~unless of course your voice is annoying or you talk to much or you do nothing but insult him or...
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. ~hahahahahaha unless ofcourse he doesnt love you. DUMB FUCK!!
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. ~omg UNLESS OF COURSE YOUR GUY FRIENDS ARE HIS OR HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM!!
11. Guys get jealous easily. ~some guys, yes... and some guys are secure with their relationchips.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. ~unless of course if theyre a drama queen.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. ~or he'll figure you'll handle it on your own because you can figure things out for yourself and if you need his help you'll ask instead of playing retarded games like LEAVING "YOU KNOW WHAT... UH... NEVERMIND" AT THE END OF EVERY FUCKING SENTANCE YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCK!!!
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. ~unless of course they're gay or theyre comfortable with whoever they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. ~ok this one is SOOO fucking filled with retarded stereotypes that i wont even talk about this one. because its so fucking specific and so pathetically attempted to be put into a generalization.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. ~unless the guy is a ladies man... or A-SEXUAL... OR HAS A FUCKING BRAIN!!
17. Guys are very open about themselves. ~not every guy is the same you tard.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. ~this may be the only thing i'll agree with in this whole survey.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. ~what if you dont have a best friend? does he admire your mother? what if you dont have a mother?
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. ~IF ANYONE TELLS YOU ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY NEED ADVICE!!
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. ~or says ... i like you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. ~WOW. how bout... no. i dont have enough energy for this one.
23. Guys will brag about anything. ~yeah... like one time i heard this guy say "dude my penis IS SOOOO FUCKING SMALL!!" shut the fuck up you dumb fuck.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you. ~or he has a vocabulary that exceeds hot or cute... fucking dumb fuck!!
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. ~ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!?!?!?! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED DUMB FUCK!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE TALKING ABOUT!! YOURE SOOOO FUCKING DUMB!! FUCK THIS!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! GUYS!! PLEASE FUCKING RESPOND TO THE REST OF THIS CAUSE I FUCKING CANT!! IM TOO FUCKING TIRED!!! IF YOU HAVE TESTICLES... REPOST THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLETIN WITH YOUR RESPONSE TO ONE OF THE REST OF THESE FUCKING STUPID COSMOPOLITAN TYPE TIPS!!!
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it
